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adamusprime:

i’m bringin sexy back. it was defective. yes, i still have the receipt. thanks.

(via fandomsandotherfourletterwords)

tivaattheopera:

thegestianpoet:

STOP shipping real people, or at least poke holes in the box

I saw this post four times before I understood the joke

(via koalabearkiki)

averagefairy:

moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC 

(via akeolo)

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

(Source: theothermayor, via akeolo)

dylanthescientist:

princetanaka:

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

(Source: princetanaka, via akeolo)

suburban-auschwitz:

ermahgerdkerfer:

Damn, this girl was prepared.

Damn, I can’t even put the kids to bed on time

(via incoconito)

opheliaownsyou:

This photo is so important

opheliaownsyou:

This photo is so important

(Source: bythepowercosmic, via incoconito)

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

I just looked at island prices, some of them are less than a college education (some less than a year at a “cheap” school); however, most are in the millions.

(via incoconito)

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

(via koalabearkiki)

chodeboy:

hi:

rebuy:

imagine someone shouting your url at you across the street.. 

it happened like 3 times today :/

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(via incoconito)